By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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GreenAppleDP 0

You do realize all women have one boob that is larger than the other, whether its a big difference or not. Like you said, it's the natural way the body grows.. So she doesn't need to have breast surgery, she needs a boyfriend who isn't going to act childish about it. OP was just busting his balls for being a douche.

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Synistiel 14

He deserved it for being ignorant and immature.

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Kevin151 0

I bet your perfect Hts a looser

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mustangkid21 0

He prob just wanted to get it in. I would be more than happy to see your boobs... I have perfect nuts.....he's dumb for breaking up with you over that......

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SkoomaKi 27

Over reaction much? The hypocrite got what he deserved.

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allison70471 1

Generally, both male and female bodies have those abnormal traits. Girls will always one bigger breast and guys will have one big nut. It's just how we are made.

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Ugi 26

Which means that they are not "abnormal" at all but actually completely "normal". Uneven or asymmetrical but not abnormal.

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iHateHippiesToo 6

Nice comeback! It's better to be single than dating an idiot.

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alvarny 17

It's okay to go tit for tat, but you hit below the belt this time

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