By RoyallyGrossedOut - 19/06/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." FML
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tralala453 22

If he still takes care of his teeth I don't see why it matters.

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Psychicgirl17 18

He still brushes his teeth right? he doesn't use breath mints to cover his breath for 6 months?

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ponylegs89 24

My boyfriend has not been to the dentist in six years. I told him he had to go to the dentist by the end of August. Practically all of his teeth are rotting out of his head hahahaha

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omgthisisgay 10

Ew.... Is that an exaggeration? If not, he needs to go before August. He needs to go like NOW. People have died from infected teeth.

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edmunson 22

Or tell him to drink more Mountain Dew and he won't have those few left for long.

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aimee0027 17

Is it just me or does this fml sound very familiar? Oh well. Op, as long as he takes care of his teeth, it's no problem.

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omgthisisgay 10

I thought it sounded familiar as well. But, I think the other one was about toothpaste or something. Not really sure. :/

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perdix 29

Your boyfriend is so naive. The government doesn't use dentists to steal money. They use them to plant tracking devices in your mouth . . . dunh, dunh, dunh!

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FrankHotpants 31

This wouldn't happen to be the guy who gives his girl yeast infections is it?

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buckdharma 36

Never worry bout the government, if you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

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Daddymo 14

I went to the dentist recently for the first time in 10 years and I was told my teeth are in good shape. Brush and floss twice daily, eat healthily and don't do meth!

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Joe9024 20

Well what the hell am I gonna do with this RV now!??

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skyeyez9 24

I hope at least he is a good flosser. That is where most of the problems in your mouth start, just above the gum line from poor flossing.

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xblaine 17

"Hello sir when was the last time you visited us?" "Two years" "Holy shit"

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titibug823 11

If he brushes and flosses regularly, he should be fine. I didnt go for years, then decided to go and had recently started flossing again, but my teeth were in good shape, gums a little swollen, and found out the reason why my jaw sometimes hurt, grinding teeth at night. There are multiple reasons to go to the dentist....

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jh9108 0

It's called corporate and law learn about it. You deserve it if you just sit back and let yourself be screwed over

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