Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in...

By RoyallyGrossedOut - 19/06/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." FML

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By bradyman - 29/12/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist after not being there for 3 years. I was told that I had loads of cavities and that I would need to pay $3,000 for a serious mouth surgery. The reason I hadn't been to the dentist in 3 years: I've been married to a dentist for 3 years that said my teeth were "perfect." FML

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Global stinking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML

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By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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He's probably right

By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML

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Quack detector

By gummy - 13/03/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, my date told me that he, his parents, and grandparents, believe that all doctors, but especially dentists, are nothing but drug-pushing crooks, and therefore completely unnecessary. Oh and the fact that they’ve all lost their teeth is “genetic” and has nothing to do with their hygiene. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Nice theory

By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 14:54 - Portugal - Alhandra

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML

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Drilling

By Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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Free healthcare when?

By tooth fairy - 20/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, my dentist called and told me that the surgery to remove my wisdom teeth - which I desperately need and saved for a year to be able to afford - will actually cost nearly $2000 more than originally stated. The surgery is supposed to be in three days. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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tralala453 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:05

If he still takes care of his teeth I don't see why it matters.

Psychicgirl17 18

Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:01

He still brushes his teeth right? he doesn't use breath mints to cover his breath for 6 months?

Comments

SasaCeceGogo 18

Wednesday 19 June 2013 17:42

Today, America. Tomorrow, Panem!

BurningDesiire 5

Wednesday 19 June 2013 17:48

We need to know more about his dental hygiene to correctly assess the validity of this FML.

turkturkington 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:01

This is a stupid FML... Simply 'cause it isn't one. I don't get why we should sympathise.

beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:02

What?!?!

mariepastyglue 30

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:10

I see root canals in his future ouch

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:11

Well if he has a dental problem he's going to wait it out and be sorry...

thepretender10 4

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:12

I haven't been to the dentist in like 5 years but I keep my mouth maintained.

russfml 31

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:13

Your boyfriend is a moron an should not reproduce. Dental offices are not even government owned they are private establishments. Fyl indeed and you can do better lol

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:16

OP, your name implies your priorities are seriously ****** up. Not visiting the dentist is not gross as long as you practice good dental hygiene. Unless you notice a problem (pain, yellowing, gum issues, etc.), visiting the dentist is simply paying someone to do a slightly better job at something you should be doing yourself. Yes, sometimes dentists can identify problems you may not notice, but acting as though your boyfriend's teeth are covered in sea scum is just asinine.

Lukensz 16

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:35

I went to a dentist a year ago after a five-year break. All she found was two small holes that were no threat. Not visiting a dentist frequently doesn't mean you don't care for your teeth.