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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML

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HanaxD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:12

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

beachycat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:17

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

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adoraaaa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 8:03

Most people in France have given up the whole "not showering" thing. So...

zimbry 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:36

uhmm op that's a sign... that you should dump him! that's just gross! I know if my boyfriend did that (5 months) I would die he would absolutely have to shower...

yummycupcakegirl 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:24

hey it is in Europe!! and we've got the same birthsay!

TheODBkid 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:53

Maybe he had a bath instead?

kennyd73 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:30

Gross, much?

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 31 May 2011 6:13

he wanted to keep the memorable kiss

floopyflooper 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:38

isn't there another post like this? but the guy hadn't showered for like three years?

May525XoXo 8

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:29

Ewww

FusionFrenzy 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:31

If I don't shower my hair gets super greasy he's lucky

blondie147 10

Tuesday 11 February 2014 20:30

Am I the only one who thinks its weird to say boyfriend or girlfriend if you have only been dating for three weeks?

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