By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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HanaxD 0

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

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beachycat 0

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

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somethingnew24 0

well you probably had sex on day 2 and to him if you didn't notice any funk he probably said forget it cause you'll still have sex with him when he's dirty.

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xstephylambx 0

Oh the irony that OP is French. Heh.

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aeslehc_ 0

Tell him you'll blow him if he takes a shower. . . You don't actually have to do it, and I don't advise it unless you know he actually took a shower, but that might work.

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marvin_fml 0

You've been dating for 3 weeks and you're already calling him your "Boyfriend" ? No wonder he's saying things that are intended to drive you away.

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doof_fisch 2

Ask him to marry you and then invite him to the wedding shower.

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