By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
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HanaxD 0

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

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beachycat 0

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

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flames288 0

u suck for not being able to smell that XD

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roflcobra 4

I'm going to be really optomistic and say he's on a swim team? I knew swimmers that didn't shower for the entire winter semester. They always smelled like chlorine but they're never exactly dirty.

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georgelopez 0

LOL maybe b/c you're not that good looking and he doesn't care to shower/bathe for you. who knows...who cares. i'm not saying that you're not good looking!!!

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AmbrosiaFan 18

This is when you offer to shower with him. Have you asked him why he doesn't shower more often?

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saranottelling 7

There was an FML a while ago about a boyfriend who only showered once a week. I bet this is the same couple two weeks later. OP, give up or take a shower with him.

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42billybob 5

if you didn't notice until he told you, it's not that bad.

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__no_one__ 0

Maybe he was joking to begin with?

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regionrat 0

3 weeks=boyfriend? Reeks of desperation.

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