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By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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You deserved it 15 387

Oddly specific question

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

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You deserved it 638

The Rock

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 22:00

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

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You deserved it 1 016

Practical

By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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You deserved it 20 154

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 7 166

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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You deserved it 4 656

By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

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You deserved it 5 576

B0NER 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Must have good boobies

rayrayray23 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Best solution: Go to Narnia.

Comments

montesjose1 1

Friday 25 November 2011 11:52

I think that you might want to get the F@#< away from him. Run b!-(# run!!!!

Joshawott 21

Friday 25 November 2011 12:07

So what shouldn't you do?

Ashhole_1 0

Friday 25 November 2011 15:47

I've been told the exact same thing before

Krazygye 0

Friday 25 November 2011 17:53

phsyco much?

LilToonchiii 0

Friday 25 November 2011 18:17

shouldn't you be the one telling him that?

A_Person_FML 6

Friday 25 November 2011 18:48

I fail to see the problem here. The only reason this could be an FML is if you did cheat. But then you would deserve it.

TomPusslicker 21

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:02

...i think its the mentality behind the statement... we dont know if the concern for cheating is warranted, but 'normal' ppl break up with someone whos cheated on them, sure they might be sad about it, but they don't chop someone up over it...or maybe im the one that's abnormal.