By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

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Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 504
You deserved it 10 596

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

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what are doing tomorrow? I'm free, and love onions...

Onions have layers...cakes have layers. *calculations*. *BING*. Your nipples taste like cake!

conman531 23

tell him his penis tastes like a pickle

6FootUnder 11

I actually lol'd to this lmfao.

perdix 29

That's ok until he decides he prefers them sautéed. Ouch, it's hurts to think of it!

DKjazz 20

I hope he doesn't try to peel them.

Well isn't that just a great start to your year

Why the **** would it matter? Yeah know? Like suck it up dumbie It's better than most tastes on the human body

That sentence made literally NO sense. I'm not even going to bother correcting.

try changing your bras more frequently and be sure to wash your breasts when you shower!

id be soooo pleased, onion taste so good, but when u taste it on a girl's nipple its even better xD