By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

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Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
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Same thing different taste

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thatnucca 36

Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

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how_about_no_ 19

Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

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rob02 19

Should probably take a shower more often.

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ilovemychem 22

What a horrible time that must've been...

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Wizardo 33

Hey if they're fried and caramelised l it may not be such a bad thing and I'm sure its just sweat as long as he's not grossed out by it.

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CheeseTron 15

onions are pretty good though...

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darshanbidkar 11

that is the most awful statement ever.. u might wanna google that .. !

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Paradoxxxx 16

Stick to the routine of showering every morning or night

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sterling1113 15

Well maybe if he washed his hands after cutting onions and before groping you he wouldn't have that problem. :P

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