By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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melonrind 8

Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

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Pyapi 20

Girls poop too, you know. It's nothing to be ashamed of

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iliketurdles 7

Yeah, but girls only poop rose petals. Why would they be ashamed of that?

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gracehi 31

Well now you've got the level of intimacy and openness you always wanted in your relationship...just not the way you wanted it.

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Pleonasm 35

Ironically, spice is what sent him to the shower looking for some hot action, and spice may have been what sent her to the toilet for some hot pooping too- what a beautiful turn of events this has led to!

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streetracerVC 9

cant believe you're actually wasting water for that shit

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CoGhostRider 31

Technically speaking the water was not wasted. It's one big circle of use, water used to shower goes down drain back to the ground then gets sucked up by the sun and rained down in water reservoirs.

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DontClickOnMe 28

If you didn't want him to hear you taking a dump, then you could've turned on some music instead of wasting water. Also, you deserved it for not locking the door (unless of course your door doesn't have a lock).

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agonydrum 7

The point of her turning on the shower was so he wouldn't know what she was doing, if she turned music on what was he supposed to think? That she was having a party in the bathroom?

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KittahMonster 20

The best responses are always the ones that offer a different solution after an accusation. Instead of straight accusation like every other moron. You gave a very good solution.

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KittahMonster 20

I know many people who put music on while in the bathroom. I do it too ^.^. And no..... No one ever asks me seriously if I'm having a party in there.

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Enslaved 36

I have a radio in my bathroom that I turn on at those private times. It's not so no one knows what I'm doing. It's to silent the embarrassing noises that may or may not come along with it. :P I also turn it on when I am in the shower, getting dressed, putting on make up etc... Not just then.

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gracehi 31

But then she'd be wasting electricity! Ah well, **** it. PARTY IN THE BATHROOM!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!

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awkward_gothlady 32

He may have thought she was listening to music while she showered.

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agonydrum 7

Okay but that defeats the purpose, op didn't want her bf to know what he was doing not just cover up the sound, ie: she turned the shower on so he would think she was just in the shower, turning on music isn't a good replacement for this

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supportcommand 17

I have a mic and a speaker so everyone can hear my noises. I'm easily amused.

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windfuelsfire 10

Well, if its of any consolation, he didn't hear you pooping.

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Clioo_fml 17

He might not have heard it, but he saw it.

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Mercy71195 4

Hear no evil, see no evil...smell no evil?! xD

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chels1994 11

because pooping isn't something girls do...

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chane1100 6

I sure hope not :3 My mouth gets to close to there.

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kimmyN 5

One time my boyfriend did that while I was douching... Makes pooping seem a little better lol

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olpally 32

I could have lived without knowing that... *shudders*

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mariof13579 4

You know there is a such thing as "over share"

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japtap81 16

Um douching is part of washing!! Vaginas are just dicks inside out and pushed into the body! Guys wash their dicks so how else are we suppose to clean out the rest of the blood, grass, sperm etc? Oh is that why guys stick their tongues inside us? Grow up people, if u can stand the smell of us on our periods or ******* us on our periods u can hear that we do CLEAN our *******.

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purplemnm 9

Idk about you, but neither I nor anyone else I know has ever had grass in their ******.

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walmartpaysme 15

175 seriously? Grass? Wtf have you been doing?

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floopyflooper 2

Douching is also not good for the natural balance in a ******. It is self-cleaning and douching actually leads to infection.

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Enslaved 36

Tsk tsk! Wasting water like that! However, I know what you mean, I'm shy about that sorta stuff too. That's why I have a loud radio in my bathroom and a nice strong lock on the door.

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GypsyRover 0

"can I sit next to you girl?" so much for class on my part here,but I thought being a music buff like myself,you might think it's a little funny.

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rivaraven 35

Sucks for you. And to everyone saying that doors have locks what could be used - my bathroom for example doesn't have a lock on it's door. But I live with a man, too, so that's not that awkward, and we really don't care about this stuff..

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