By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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melonrind 8

Nothing like a nice steamy room that has the scent of poo lingering in the air to spice things up ;) Lock the door next time!

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mariof13579 4

Because some doors don't have locks? Maybe that could be it? Just a theory,but I think it's a sound one.

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melij99 5

Hope you didn't have a strained look on your face. Because that may haunt him forever.

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dougiewhale 6

Cause that's the face he will picture when you guys have sex.

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pryda30 2

It's completely natural just laugh it off, forget about the shower and spice things up in the bedroom instead ;)

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mariof13579 4

Maybe if they laid off all that spice she would not have been in the bathroom in the first place.

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senbonzakura90 3

Everybody poops there is even a book out

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AtomicRebirth 11

There's also the less popular "Nobody Poops But You".

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gracehi 31

"Yeah, well we're Catholic soooo..." "Oh, well then you want, 'You're a Wicked Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out of the Back of You.'"

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OceanBlueSea 12

Haha everyone poops. Why would he care?

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westcoastkp 13

Because guys don't want to picture their girlfriend pooping

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dathan 14

Oh my god. :') How low can you get? It's your ******* boyfriend, he's like the last person you should worry about with things like that. :/ How can you ever have a good and close relationship if you act like that wtf.

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CptZoe 10

Wow.. You are so right. Next time I take a shit I am going to invite my man in to watch, so we can be good and strong in our relationship. Sometimes, not letting someone see you take a dump can be sexy too you know. Dunno I could be wrong, but give it a shot!

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dathan 14

I never said she should let him watch. That's disgusting. Why didn't she just lock the door though and why was it necessary to turn on the shower. :/? Like he never takes a shit

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alind13 2

Good thinking with the shower... Awkward moment :3

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