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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Annoyed - 28/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 11:46 - United States - Gaffney

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

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By eMmA01 - 14/04/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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pancakelover 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:03

Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.

gsfgf 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:06

maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.

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BaldOuting 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:57

umm what kind of boyfriend talks to you about your best friend being sexy? and how come he was so close to her that he was smelling her perfume?

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:57

wow u should have told him to shut the **** up and get over it he should worry about u not be smelling other pple

cia_rapp 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:00

Tell him that you think one of his friends TASTES better than him. See how he likes that!

Cheatx 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:02

Maybe, just maybe you are one of those girls that spray their perfume in the air and do a retarded dance and try to catch all the drops. How about you use your perfume correctly by spraying key spots on your body like your neck, upper chest, forearms, and the back of your neck for the trailing scents.

strawberry_78 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:06

What number one said...but he gets no points for being observant, but it sounds like he's got a wandering eye. Be careful with this one.

24788 6

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:24

Next time invite me over. I can **** block anyone from a mile away. MY **** BLOCKING SKILLS ARE IMPECCABLE.

neverland_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:24

Well, obviously he doesn't just want your best friend's smell. Unless it's further south. Get a new guy, sweetie. Just like #30 said, he's not looking at just you anymore.

bahahaha 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:26

1) he's probably cheating 2) your friend copied your sent. think about that.

dmipotc 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:28

it sucks that he didnt notice it on you...but he probably subconsciously links your smell with something that turns him on and that must be a good thing, right? either that or secretly wants your best friend and is subconsciously linking her smell to something which turns him on - her.