By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 271
You deserved it 13 764

Same thing different taste

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Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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@23 You are a COMPLETE ******* IDIOT. The population of the USA is roughly 300 million. Going off the assumption of about a 50-50 division of about males to females, every female in the united states is "beaten, tortured, raped, or killed" 57600 times per day. LOL@ Dumbass feminists

I feel as though someone hacked jandersoniii's account, I don't know why everyone ignores the post 131, just seems inconsistant.

jandersoniii, you are in the wrong place! I am a female, and I am a virgin. I do not 'need a man' to make me feel worthwhile. All sex is not rape. I think that statistically most sex is not rape. Sex has two purposes: procreation and pleasure. Personally, I have chosen to be abstinent until marriage (I want to have sex someday). But that's a choice based on my morals which come from a religioius standpoint. You, on the other hand, are just crazy. I don't care if someone disagrees with me about my religion. And they get to make their own decisions about what they do as far as sex and whatever else is concerned. Stop trying to convince women that they will all be raped (multiple times) and that all men are potential rapists. Please go away. Try sex once, see if you like it! Hopefully we can get back to the hilarity of the OP's situation.

hey jandersoniii: What about reverse cowgirl. Is that still rape? But seriously, you say all sex is rape because of the "penetrating violation of a womans space"... When that women wants you in her space, how can it be a violation? Also, about finding a way to allow men to have babies and 50% of babies should be birthed by men? Unbelievable! I empathize with women having to endure the pain of childbirth, but seriously! My aunt had cancer and suffered horribly - I guess that means we should all have to suffer that pain, otherwise it's not true equality. Anyways, your extremist views need to stop polluting this website. Judging by the comments in response to your posts - you are "violating" the views of most men AND women on this site.

ShelbyG 0

Bahahahahaha~! Ohh god now THAT was disgusting :D But ohh so funny.....Baha, Favorited.

Well if you smell that bad and he's still with you it means that he really loves you. :) however i suggest you fix your hygene issues.

I kinda miss jandersoniii. They haven't commented in a while, and their last two have been awkward and somewhat not on par. ):

jandersoniii, you are a COMPLETE ******* IDIOT. It'd be easier to literally shit a brick than to pull that "statistic" out of your ass. The population of the USA is roughly 300 million, with approx. 50% of that female. Going off of that, every woman in the USA is assaulted every 15 seconds. Which means that the entire female population of the entire USA is "beaten, tortured, raped, or killed" 57,600 times PER DAY.

23... you're a tool. and he could have obviously been joking around, or else he should know he'd get slapped :P i think it's hilarious and if i were you i woulda just laughed...

"first 10 million a second is completely reasonable considering its not a different woman every second. ill estimate about 120 million women in the US have been physically abused/tortured/raped at least 100 times in her life." And you people are still taking this shit seriously? Guys. It's a joke. It was kind of funny at first, now quit feeding the troll. Also, OP, clean it up down there. Patriarchy or no, that's just kind of unpleasant.