By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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i kinda think he was kidding. my boyfriend..er..ex.. boyfriend used to do that stuff to me all the time.

ok maybe your not all familiar with how vaginas smell. thats not THAT rare of a comparison. grow the **** up. oh, and 23, i do think you are kidding. nobody could possibly be that dumb unintentionally

F your va-jay-jay. next time use some bleach down there

Damn, you fools are getting trolled so hard. Nice one andersoniii...

wow, this might have been one of the funniest things I've read in a looong time....lol

He was probably just making a joke..a pretty low one, but still, he wouldnt have used that tone of voice if he was serious. Speaking of serious, do so many people actually think that janderson is serious? 6.1 trillion women are murdered every second? There aren't even close to 1 trillion on the planet, nevermind 6, She/he is just ******* with everybody and they're taking the bait. LMAO this is too funny

puregold FTW!!! ....ive never LOL so hard in my life @#111 jandersoniii ooo im so sorry that females have go through childbirth. If only we males didn’t have male reproductive organs, but instead had eggs cells, uterus, and a ******. Then maybe we could have babies and take all of that unwanted sex and 10 million a second rape from women. Jandersoniii i must say I really feel sorry for the male (a.k.a. " RAPISTS OR POTENTIAL RAPISTS" cause he could have been a sperm donor) who wasted his sperm on you.

Eriallday69 0

I love fish ! Can i plz eaat u out ! ?

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jandersoniii, I feel it necessary to oppose our views simply because they are so extreme and fail to take empirical evidence into account to the extent it should be. Aparently the male half of the animal kingdom has initiated a massive coup since the evolution of sexual reproduction. I'm sure that when Dragonflies are mating they are deliberately asserting their personal ideas of male dominance over the female dragonflies. Furthermore I would like to state that the answer to your statement of having 50% of the male population bear children is solved by the random determination of gender that occurs as a result of fertilization. Sorry but you're sorted at birth by nature there is no need for human interference. You justify making an unnatural occurence in order to counter the social development of male dominance rather than having society fall back to nature. As far as the pain of childbirth, I will never expierience it, but it is not necessarily caused by a male's penetration as seen in in vitro fertilization. Besides those points, yeah, I do believe that abuse is not one of the better facets of society. In terms of procreation your going to need men just as men need women, but as far as raising the children men should take a strong role and support their partner. I mean come on, male sea horses can do it why can't humans. On a less academic note, sure go make a community based on your beliefs. Lets see how long it lasts. p.s. - sorry to those who come to this site for laughs