By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 271
You deserved it 13 764

Same thing different taste

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Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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gayfish_fml 0

I am a very proud gay fish and I am highly offended by all of this.

moony13_fml 0

Honestly, I've said the same thing about my own smell. Don't feel too bad. Just tell him to make it up to you in a kidding voice. :)

@120 lol good point ok the population of the US is 303,824,640 ill make the reasonable assumption of a 1:1 male to female ratio therefore there are ~151,912,320 women in the US Using these women in the US are being beaten, tortured, raped, or killed: - 0.07 times EACH second - 0.4 times EACH minute - 23.7 times EACH hour - 568.7 times EACH day - 207593.4 times EACH year still #23 WTF... 568 time each day, most men would a) get bored after a week or so or b) not be able to keep it up that long anyways P.S. if anyone is curious about worldwide stats, just post a reply and ill calculate them ;)

Dante167 0

Haha wow I can honestly say Jandersoniii's comments and the arguements between her and everyone else have made this FML one of my favorites :D

Agreed, #86. Agreed. janderson: a "queer studies Phd at the university of eastern new mexico?" Nicee.

wowlifesucks09 0

#200, I'm curious. Calculate! #197, is that you, Kanye?

likeduhhx4 0

@#201 this is like my first day of commenting on FMLs (ive read FMLs for months) and ill remember this thread for a while.