By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Shlizabeth 0

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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audax 0

A blind man walks to the fish market, takes a deep breath, and says, "Hello ladies!"

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speedydrumstix 0

#238 is right. there is a difference. if it smelled like rotten fish there would be a problem.

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hollyHURR 0

Actually, cleaning your ****** as in hosing the inside of it down, using douches, vaginal deouderants, etc. can actually help lead to infections like thrush, making the smell even worse. But ffs, if a ****** smells like fish naturally, that is what it's supposed to smell like. I hate this taboo surrounding ******, people need to get over themselves.

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fmlalicious4 0

#238 and 239 = win

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OMGQueenB 0

#97 ...seriously ?! QUEER STUDIES?! No wonder we doubt Americans so much. What a waste of a subject. Not saying there's anything wrong with gays, but really...a whole flipping subject ?!

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Malk604 0

After reading this thread, #239 made me spit coffee on the keyboard.

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yati 0

What ?! That's not a FML.

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Rockyio 0

hahahaha i remember going down on a girl once and she reeked of fish. I had to roll down the windows on my car.

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GrapefruitZoe 0

You're all stupid. Vaginae can be perfectly clean, but once the fluids start goin', yeah, you can smell like fish. I can imagine my boyfriend saying this, and we'd have a good laugh about it.

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