By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Shlizabeth 0

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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TheMongoose333 0

It never ceases to amaze me how much vag smell is talked about, yet most guys have their own smell too, and its not always great either, but you don't hear about it as much. Maybe next time someone trys to make you feel bad about it, OP, you can inform them about their own odor in a not so nice way. That will probably shut them up.

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justeuneillusion 0

Fishy ****** stirred up a whole lot of rage here ! Fishy ****** FTW !

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Jessaly_fml 0

...seductive voice? Is your boyfriend turned on by dirty vaginas?! Also, I agree with #227, women are always targeted if they smell or look bad, never men because women are just expected to be the perfect sexual objects for men.

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rustyrox 0

Mmm some guys just really know how to make a lady swoon...

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Feebz_fml 0

@66: "you say "YOUR HUSBAND CAN'T POSSIBLY RAPE YOU!!!!!"... That's totally wrong. I am not saying that all cases are similar, but some marriages are just messed up. When a man beats hiw wife/girlfriend, do you really think it's by love? Do you really think that a woman who gets her nose broken or who is thrown against a wall does want to have sex with her asshole of a husband/boyfriend? I am not saying that any sex intercourse are rape, absolutely not. But conjugal violences, including forced sex, are a reality. About the FML, indeed a little bit of hygien could be a good thing. But even a clean vag has its own smell! Moreover before or after having had sex! And it's the same for men too... The smell of their penis at the end of the day is not really attractive...

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judgeymcjudge 0

I cannot believe I missed #23's post of trolly goodness -.- But the many, many responses to it give me enough of an idea XD Awesome fun.

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Gorillazbmx6 0

I think he was just messing around with you but wash your filty vag. lol

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kewl92 0

okay seriously eww that's ******* discusting. YDI

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voveraite 7

So I made an account only to be able to comment on this. Do any of you make the distinction between "fresh fish smell" and "rotten fish smell"? I doubt that an AQUARIUM can smell of *rotten* fish. And for someone to smell of fresh fish down there (assuming they shower regularly) is absolutely natural and quite appealing, given the fact *pheromones* are released in that odor. So if the BF said it to you seductively OP, it is because he might honestly enjoy it. Long live fresh fish and sushi ! :D

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