By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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Julietta_fml 4

The dude showers once a week and doesn't wear deodorant, and your complaining about not being invited to a bar??

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YigalElohev 2

He doesn't wear deodorant, has dandruff, and hasn't showered in a week. You're with this guy WHY? And if you sleep with him - how can you tolerate body odors and grime?

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tencentsakiss 19

Wow he sounds appealing. I hope you aren't the jealous type, because I know most of the girls on here are going to want to steal that sexy stud from you now.

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truthunfolded 0

I gots ten cents!

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kirby1964 20

Ok, there are lots and lots of men who do shower every day. It this guy really rich? Why are you with him?

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yanna227 0

okay are u attracted to Mr. Filthy McNasty?! I'm sure he would improve his hygiene for you if u would have made it clear that he smelled like a cave man, maybe you both stink

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ihateIRAQ 0

i shower.......just sayin'..............i swear i do. for real.i takes da showaz.all the time. well maybe n-nevermind. i do shower.i mean it. ok....bye

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