By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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Iknoweverything 29

Does he also wear "freedom pants?" (a.k.a pajama bottoms with no underwear?) OP, get the hell out of that. I once dated a canadian who was exactly the same, and who borrowed MY deoderant (ewwwww) because he couldn't be bothered to get his own. (It's called PRESCRIPTION when you're allergic!) Chances are, any time you guys are intimate, everyone within a mile radius can smell it. And chances are, he won't understand why you broke up with him, because he thinks you have the perfect relationship. But RUN LIKE HELL, and for the love of donuts, get some self-esteem!

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Molkerei 0

I like how you specify that he is Canadian. I would just like to put on the record not all Canadians smell bad. I am Canadian and i smell amazing. Oh and on a side note don't be dumb dump him that is just weird.

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fearfulsymmetry 1

Exactly, those Canadians. They're absolutely filthy. The fact that he's Canadian is irrelevant to your story.

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unique_mamii 0

You sure know how to pick 'emm. lol.

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Jimboom 11

Eww.. YDI for sleeping with him and not making him wash. I hope you at least use protection, otherwise you could be in for some horrible infections.

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LoganLgeezy 0

Why are you with that sick ******? You are probably disgusting as well.

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milf762010 0

You cant expect him to clean himself up if you dont make it clear it grosses you out, whys he going to change his daily habits (or there lack of) if you dont tell him it bothers you? And why are you complaining anyway? You got with him on your own free will. Unless he points a gun at your head 247

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Baybee08 0

Don't bxtch about ur bf as an fml...ur not forced to be with a smelling dude...

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