By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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mexifrench 0

basically this what I got out of this you are a dirty bitch yourself... how are you going to post that you bf never showers or uses deodorant, turns out if you let him get away with being a nasty slob, then I can only imagine what your hygiene habits are... therefore I don't Blane him for not taking you out to the bar with him...

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melibear89 7

I woulda kicked him to the sidewalk pretty fast if he was my bf.

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Jaxx66 21

lol I wouldn't even have dated him.

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munkee_6669 0

maybe he has a 12 inch penis.

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Molkerei 0

and i bet 6 of those inches are a mixture of grease and dandruff.

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Jaydos 0

Are you kidding me? why the **** dosent your bf shower?? bo is thr biggest turn off

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Unconfined_ 0

...why do date him again? but I digress, fyl... although it was your own fault :P

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ChipTheVamp 2

People can be perfectlly clean and still have horrible dandruff. Maybe you should think next time before you insult someone on something they probably have no control over. Sometime head and shoulders just doesn't work.

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binkybaby 3

True, but my guess is that his dander is not the biggest issue at hand. I think it's just the proverbial "icing on the cake".

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stevenmx86 7

Wow why exactly are you dating that scuzz ball?

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Stumblebum30 5

Whos fault is it for not only choosing him as a boyfriend but then deciding to keep him as a boyfriend?

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