By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 13:20 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Pelreskovich 11

That's a good thing isn't it? He was happy you made him something he enjoys. Food always gets to us men.

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perdix 29

He's protecting you from murderers, yet you are trying to kill him from the inside. Ingrate!

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inusariel 0

This isn't that funny at all. Stupid

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raygae00711 6

I don't see how this is a fml, your bf's excitement over fries doesn't hinder his ability to protect you, though like others said, that's not his job.

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datoismyname 22

#69 no one cares if you make them as a snack. Big deal! This isn't about you!

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Travis1001 15

Imagine what would have happened if you made him some bacon :o

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akito11 5

Lol he wi be more inclined to protect you, lol food from a gf is a man's soft spot, lol If he ever gets mad make him some good food and see what he says

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ikotsu 1

Uh? Are you expecting murderers and rapists to come after you? Also, please pull your boyfriend's balls out of your purse and give them back to him.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Me want French fries now.

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phxffemt 0

He was happy you didn't burn them this time.

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jamie_lynn91 3

Why are you relying on your boyfriend to protect you from anything? It's called being independent.

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Snafuusmc 12

Food is every mans weakness I tell ya!

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iveanne 0

Murderers and rapists?!! Really? Seriously doubt he had a breakdown. Considering your statement of what the role of a "boyfriend" consists of, I would imagine that you dramatized his reaction to your French fries. Drama queen!!!

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