By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 693
You deserved it 3 233

Same thing different taste

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Give him the addresses to all the most popular gay strip bars. That should make his night.

I'm sure he really does care about you. He just has to be drunk first.

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Lol hes got hoes....... in different area codes

That's unhealthy, you resent her and eventually you'll cheat, so just dump her now.

give him the address to a couple gay bars. go there, video him, break up with him and when people ask why you broke up, post it on facebook with the title of this is why boyfriend and i broke up!

SexyMexi21 23

Really? your going out with someone who loves farther than San Francisco is too me and you haven't seen him in 2 months? you had that coming to you.

blahblah5743794 19

I don't think he's your boyfriend then, sweetie. At least not a good one