By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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ohbrittany 0

uuumm yea flamer just lettin u knw that guys a ****** !!!

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iBramoh 0

maybe he is not attracted to you !or... he is gay .

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liloneex3 0

FYL, because his libido suckss ! and he's not intimate @ all ! >=)

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blueknight1st 26

What kind of pansy ass, douchebag are you dating?

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brandnewalice 0

u should strap him down, blindfold him and fill his mouth with whip cream, take that! 2 dollops of whip cream aren't going to make him obese :p

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Jdobaggins 0

Whip cream ******* are a most popular sexual fantasy and even tho the OP's bf is a little bitch i thank you for being A confident woman willing to do what should make for a hot night

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thyhangman 0

dump him, it'll only get worse atleast you see his true colored gayness now

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