By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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Same thing different taste

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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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briannalee 2

sorry to tell u thus, but he's gay.

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jenniferxxlou 0

in soviet Russia whip cream lick you.

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drea41 0

Gay!!!! what guy in his right mind would turn that down?

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XxRedShAdoWxX 0

lol he prolly was scared of it being shaving cream! lol

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pinkerton015 0

is your boyfriend a manorexic or something? ... seriously, that shit has like 10 calories per serving.

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twilightluver27 0

yur boyfriend is so gay. idk of one guy that wouldn't want to do that if a girl let him!

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twilightluver27 0

#38. not a good idea if her man can't lick her nipples when she asked him to then he's not much of a man

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Just curious as to why it needs to be whipped cream? He's got a point there, it does have a lot of calories. If he's watching his weight, then you need to take that into consideration and find something that doesn't have a lot of calories.

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