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Did you try to hold his hand and accidentally grabbed his penis instead?
You might want to find out if he is cheating. He might have acted the way he did because he didn't want the other to happen to see him. Have a long chat with him and figure out his problem for acting so ridiculously.
How old is he? 7? Date men, not little boys.
He might be suffering from loneliness in the closet or he's embarrassed to be seen with "another girl"
The "vile thing" you are doing is interfering with his ability to find more girls (either to replace you or keep in addition to you.) If you are just walking together with him, available girls could think you are his sister, cousin, friend, etc., but if you are holding hands, that indicates you're his girlfriend or wife. See how that ***** up things for him?
Dump. Him. Simple.
Reminds me of that Stephen Lynch song "Oh we just can't let people see That you're not hot enough for me Don't tell our families or our friends Say one word and this thing ends My boo Cuz I'm prettier than you" But seriously he's a Wanker for yelling.
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I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3