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Move on, makes no sense pondering on this relation. Forget and let him be his immature self.
Sheldon Cooper?
He's not worth your time
He sounds like the vile one. You're better off without him, OP.
What a weirdo. Lucky you didn't grab his butt.
Eww, this whole PDA thing is getting way out of hand. How could you do that in public? Think of the children!
Sounds like a child. Is he afraid of your "cooties?" Just wash your hands thoroughly in front of him and he'll lighten up :D On a more to-the-point note, you need to seriously consider if you would want to be in a relationship with a guy who can't even hold hands in public. Further along in the relationship, that could cause some problems. Like, oh say, on your wedding day, when you have to kiss in public *gasp!*
Perhaps he's afraid he'll get mano.
No! Not kissing in public! How could you even mention such a thing?!
83: *gasp* you're right! I should not even utter such things aloud lest I be considered a slattern!
Age has a lot to do with it. If you're both 12, he just isn't as emotionally mature as you are. If you're in your 20s, he just isn't as emotionally mature as you are. Ok, either way he isn't worth wasting time and energy on. Cut your losses and put this one in the "glad I got out in time" file.
Some people are just bought up differently.. I wouldn't want to hold my boyfriends hand in public.
Being reserved about PDA is one thing, being totally freaked out at the thought of something as innocuous as holding hands is enough to give someone second thoughts about the whole relationship.
There's a difference between not wanting to hold hands in public, and calling such innocent acts "not classy" and "vile". The latter is...downright bizarre.
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I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.
How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3