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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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MoronsAccount1 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 12:17

I think it's time to find a man and not a boy.

Kalipczo 21

Wednesday 15 May 2013 12:19

How is holding hands vile? He seems like an immature douche bag, or an overly conservative religious nut. Find someone who will want to hold your hand all the time :3

Comments

PiNkMoOn 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 13:55

it's about the way he thinks, or his familly,cause.to some people here when a girl TALKS to a boy is forbidden

combatbunny 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 13:56

Maybe he thought you were going for his dick...?

arsenicalhumor 30

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:06

Oh, how AWFUL! What's next? A meaningful conversation? You two being alone? Hopefully it never gets to some *gasp* harmless cuddling!

anthony99 14

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:30

So I guess ass to mouth is out of the question?

gc327072 30

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:42

But if you hold his hand, he could get mano! D:

miyaviichan 27

Wednesday 15 May 2013 21:00

Yo that was funny. I would vote you up but I can't on my phone. Wait a sec lemme get on the computer. THE LENGTHS I GO TO. :P

Huper_ 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:47

Worse than my mom!

superdom 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:49

I love holding hands he's nuts

chuckcloninger 12

Wednesday 15 May 2013 14:55

The real question here is "How you got Sheldon to agree to be your boyfriend in the first place?".

jatinbhanot 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:08

hmmm... sounds a lot like Sheldon Cooper.. :)

jatinbhanot 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:11

I guess its time to make additions to subsections on "Hand-Holding" in the relationship agreement.. :D

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:36

Yeah, you got that something I think you'll understand When I feel that something I want to hold your hand I seems like he has the sensibilities of teens of the 50's and early 60's.