By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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WinterPerfection 3

What if the spine wasn't flexible?!

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FriskyTaco 0

he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??

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alejandreezy 0

insensitive bitch

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BeckaV 0

When calling someone an idiot, it is usually considered good form to use proper spelling and grammar. That said, OP, you really are a moron. I hope the ferret chews your face off while you sleep :)

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koolman222 0

you shouldn't even bother to do that

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omgthatsosuppera 4

you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to bend an animals back. It live, so you can't just treat it like a toy even if you are "curious"

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

1. that's just common sense not to BEND AN ANIMAL BACKWORDS!!!! 2. you're an ANIMAL ABUSER!!!! please don't hurt any more animals!!!!

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bigscarybunny95 0

to cool for words.

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ShrukiantheMad 0

And if you thought they stunk before... Ferrets are fun for your friends to have..

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SorrowFull 8

Are you seven years old, or just in the slow class? Animals do not like to be maltreated. Even rats with hormone problems have their pain threshold.

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chele2382 5

moron....i hope someone comes along and does the same to you.

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