Miscellaneous: Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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You deserved it 29 762

By ihatedogs - 22/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML

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By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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You deserved it 1 555

By argfarblewarblearble - 07/08/2015 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

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You deserved it 5 674

By Anonymous - 03/03/2012 03:05 - United States

Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML

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You deserved it 10 044

By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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You deserved it 4 891

By DeeDee - 04/02/2014 22:08 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

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You deserved it 5 448

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:07

Probably some homemade mayo.

xlorawrz 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:07

... So did you stop eating the sandwich when he started laughing?

Comments

XxLeoNaYxX 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:55

Lesson learnt. Never trust brothers. ( some you can tho. ) :)

Evan___B 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:00

Hmm. You're in quite a pickle... Ziiiinnnggg

writergirl23 19

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:36

He probably jizzed in it. **** evaporates so you can't see it ... Personally, bleuch ...

MwahFMLS 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:50

Define AMYOS: Always.Make.Your.Own.Sammich.

Masterrleee 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:50

You should never let a guy make you a sandwich

wriptidez 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:03

never eat his SPIT again or boogers also, have an adult tell him its illegal to tamper with food hehe put a lil fear into him

shazza26 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:24

If your brother is always like this than you should know better than to accept that...

Tess_fml 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:34

Oh man.. ever see the movie Dirty Deeds? ..that'll tell you what's in it..

SpruceDread4578 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:40

Ever seen the movie "Waiting...", yea that's even worse.

apocalyptic_1125 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:37

You did not stop eating and open it? You deserved it you dumb ass.

ideasrule 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:46

Did the OP ever say he didn't stop eating? No.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 25 September 2011 13:20

Does it say he did stop eating it? No. :L

DavLynn 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:22

did the person say he stopped eating it? No.

ideasrule 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:49

Maybe the brother's prank was to laugh hilariously to make the OP uneasy, even though nothing unusual was in the sandwich. That would be a great prank: it made the OP post an FML without risking his health.