Cars and Transportation: Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating...

By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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Biglaxboss63 0

Monday 20 February 2012 11:59

That is sort of like locking ur self inside a car with the keys on the outside I saw it on famly guy once

heyred 11

Monday 20 February 2012 12:02

Proof again that advancements in technology are making people more stupid.

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hamsmum 2

Monday 20 February 2012 15:05

Haha, I have done that before.

mike3775 35

Monday 20 February 2012 15:21

I really am afraid to see how intelligent the next couple generations are going to be growing up in a way where they no longer have to do the simple things like unlock a car, use a key to start a car, etc. Not that technology is a bad thing, but I always get a kick out of my youngest not knowing where the key goes in my vehicle as he has always been driven in my wife's keyless vehicle

makowiec 11

Monday 20 February 2012 22:05

I couldn't agree more :s

Ubehage 32

Monday 20 February 2012 15:25

LOL, seriously... Americans just keeps lowering the bar of stupidity.

MrsUresti 8

Monday 20 February 2012 15:31

Fail

iloveweed69 7

Monday 20 February 2012 15:45

Nice going!

Vrb1981 0

Monday 20 February 2012 15:47

I've done that before. I'm blonde, so I have an excuse, lol

xxenforcerxx 4

Monday 20 February 2012 15:48

can you say dumbass?

uss125 0

Monday 20 February 2012 15:58

It's call a key fob not a clicker

get428 7

Monday 20 February 2012 18:38

Nobody cares, but thanks for your invaluable input that has added nothing to the conversation.

FML_14u2c 14

Monday 20 February 2012 16:00

In all fairness to the OP: I have a Nissan and the FOB is ovular and stays in your pocket all the time. It opens the doors and starts the car wirelessly. You wouldn't think that it opens to reveal an emergency key -- but I asked about the battery running out on the FOB when I purchased my car... Read The F****** Manual, OP... (Totally your fault for not knowing your car.)