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By dollarstorepwnr - 19/03/2011 05:37 - Canada

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML

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By Bashit - 01/04/2012 01:00 - United States - Bullard

Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 10:00

Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML

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By messyfamily - 19/09/2010 07:31 - Australia

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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erikalbs 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 12:04

I'm sorry lol

mk58 31

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:06

Your dad should have asked where they were calling from first. Standard procedure for telemarketers at my house. And then you hang up on them once you have ascertained that it is a telemarketer on the other end.

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dollarstorepwnr 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 22:00

no INDIAN INDIAN :D

Got_any_grapes1 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 22:47

#101- WTF. Not only is that racist, but you sound like an uneducated redneck. Which by far, is NOT something to be proud of..

mola_mola 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:19

congratulations your reply about racism used a stereotypical insult hypocrisy FTW

IndianRapper 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:00

hey does anyone mind telling me what 101 said?

dollarstorepwnr 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:03

it looks like my misfortune just started a race war lol

mola_mola 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:21

the opposite :P it's a war on racism

Mauskau 35

Sunday 20 March 2011 3:27

My dad tells Abdul to get back on his camel. ^^

sueannpalma 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 4:04

ydi for dating a dot head

dollarstorepwnr 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:00

your a bitch lol

clownman 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:19

it was the gf's father's fault for asking if he is happy with his current broadband provider...

Kelita 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 7:15

lmao!!!!! I hang up all the time!!!

Roadkill007 9

Sunday 20 March 2011 8:29

actually, nowadays I wish the telemarketers that called me were people... You can't even prank an automated telemarketer.... :(

6joe9 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 14:30

haha that actually made my day !

xx_kaelen_xx 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:25

why would your girlfriends father call?

dollarstorepwnr 3

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:00

he wanted to take me and my gf on a vacation

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:52

That's really nice. :D

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