By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

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fisheatsbear 6

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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kateleen16 0

lmao, pre cool dad. prob made fun of you behind your back though..

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Haha! Who actually keeps a list like that, first of all. Also, I would like to know WHY one would keep a list of that. It's clearly safer to keep that in your head... READ: NOT ON PAPER. Secondly, colour coded, eh? Again. WHY. Third, now that you've announced that, I get the feeling you're slutty. You clearly still live at home; I'm not judging you on this but I personally think that's a lot of people for someone that still lives at home (assuming, of course, you're still in your teens). Count your lucky stars your dad didn't say or do anything more than he did.

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duke_nukem_25299 0

''eh?'' You're canadian for sure As for OP, make sure I'm on the list soon!

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StrawberryWaffle 0

Just because they say "eh" doesn't mean they're Canadian. My boyfriend is from England and he says eh

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Duke, who cares if I'm Canadian? As strawberry said, people all over the world say 'eh'. Education, darlin'!

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cstrat 0

35, little kids to answer your question. I bet OP isn't even an upperclassman in high school yet.

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lalalalalalalala_fml 0

65- thats like saying every american is obese. :) dumbass.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

106, no one I knew back in high school or even grade school did that. Weird.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

It's possible OP doesn't live at home. Dad could've found it at her place, or in her dorm room, car, purse, etc. etc. My dad has stayed at my place for several days in the past, but I've always managed to round up the questionables to stash them safely. :]

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Freeze_fml 16

OK, where are the ****** of FML? It's hard to make fun of you guys when you don't comment. You know I'm talking about you, fish face.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

They usually come out at night; it's their natural habitat. You did set the trap with the flavored lube, right? >.> <.< *waits*

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DncrHap 9

hahahaha. you two just made my night.

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CallMeHush 0

Somebody strap a board to my ass, I'm going in!

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AmyRenay 4

wow, your dad found the list? how old are you?! hopefully you atleast use protection. I'm disgusted.

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MarkerofMagic 0

It doesn't she she's slept with ALL of them. just the ones she has slept with. ones she wants to and then the ones who are virgins(hence no sex so meaning she hasn't done them??)

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HSSN19 8

Umm... no. she said "who would I sleep with AGAIN," which means that she slept with all of them; and about that virgin part, she meant that they were virgins BEFORE they had sex with her.

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MarkerofMagic 0

your profile pic is badass haha

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OmgO_o 0

it sounds like you're a HOElotta trouble! lmao

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SteelerBud 0

Wow. A lot of the ****** at my school do that too. Did you get that idea from a ***** convention or something?

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