Intimacy: Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded...

By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML

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JesseJaymz 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:20

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:12

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

Comments

afallingstar 22

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:52

36 people? ****...ydi

jadeling 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:52

YDI. :I

daiseylulu 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:55

My dad would probly give my sister a chastity belt lol.

lilbobbygg 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:57

wow your a total ****

spd2fst4u 5

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:57

HIV!

chocolatedrop 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:03

holy **** op, do you want butter with your crabs?

aquinom85 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:05

you slept with 36 people? wow ****

megh90 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:05

fuking weirdo

mr_freak 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:06

can i be the 33th guy you sleep with?

dobiesFTW 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 1:24

not to be a Nazi but it's 33rd dumbass

Silkie 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:57

People from other countries don't have "1st", "2nd", "3rd", and "4th" Its all one ending. they might be from some foreign country or still learning English.