By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

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fisheatsbear 6

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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pinkdancer 0

her dad probably didn't get mad cuz he pobably already accepted it a lonnnng time ago that his precious little angel princess is a dirty, out of control, ***** sorry but there's no way that anyone can defend her and say she's not *****

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taskemus 10

@165 The OP never mentioned getting paid for sex, so she's not a *****. Just because someone enjoys sex doesn't mean that they're "out of control".

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cinderellie 0

totally agree. she's as slutty as they get. probably easy, too.

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Jessicaa96145 0

opps.. the person who i was talking to was the one saying op must still be in HS for living at home.. oh well.. its gone

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dobiesFTW 1

****** get paid dude. ***** do it fo free

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dance_till_dawn 0

Who the **** cares if anyone's a ***** or not? People need to worry about themselves. I do find the list AND Dad's reaction hilarious.

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DavidSpills 0

wow..I'm a *****.

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jdfml90 0

You are disgusting, your dad should be ashamed to have such a dirty child. Who the **** makes a list?! Die

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ilovejonathan13 0

Hey *****! How's them STD's treating ya? :D No but seriously. That's slutty, but at least you know who you've slept with..

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meshell5 0

I have only one of my list, and I couldn't be any happier(:

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