By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

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fisheatsbear 6

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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taskemus 10

At some point, every parent figures out that their kids are sexually active, so this was bound to happen sometime. At least he took it well! (Also, keeping a list is a really cool idea.)

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cinderellie 0

seriously, 32 guys and 4 girls? hopefully your dad will have another talk with you abt the wonderful world of STDs and how big a **** you are...if he doesn't then i see why you act this way. control yourself.

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jennm1484 0

Okay - if you're still living in your parents' home, you need to be a bit more respectful... Although, I haven't slept with nearly that number of people, I don't think that's the problem (assuming you're a reasonably intelligent person who uses protection). Seriously though, if you're in your teens, your dad should have been pissed. My parents would have a serious conversation with me if they saw a list like that and I'm 26, living 6 hours away in my own home.

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thedazeez 0

the thing that seems crazy to me is that u have 30+ partners and still live with ur dad either u are a major **** at the age of 18 or so or you are "free rider" skating thru life on ur parents income...

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taskemus 10

@195 I didn't get the impression that she lived with her dad. For all we know she could be 35 or something (OP, if you're younger, no offense) and her dad stopped by her apartment/house and stumbled upon the list.

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TheMajekalBum 0

damn this kinda makes me sad, my puny list of only 5

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krez 20

Daddy didn't care about the number because they were all his sloppy seconds. People don't behave in such a socially irresponsible manner unless they had something happen to them when they were young.

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taskemus 10

@197 Having sex is in no way "socially irresponsible."

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

^ Agreed. Now if OP had confessed to risky sex acts like choking or having unprotected sex that resulted in the spread of STDs/STIs and several unplanned, unwanted pregnancies, then we could talk. But just sleeping around more than usual? Unadvisable, perhaps; socially irresponsible, no. In fact, as someone mentioned above, keeping the list is probably a socially responsible thing to do if you're going to have a high number of partners. If she ever does wind up pregnant or infected, she could easily notify the partner(s) involved.

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johnnydeath 0

I thought I was going on whorey at 24, but op has me beat by over double. that's intense.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

If you're talking about your respective sexual partners and not your age, check your math-- 24 isn't less than half of 36.

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