By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

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fisheatsbear 6

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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mpclaw 3

can I get on the list? oops, I first need to know your age and measurements. do you have a feedback page I check?

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zenti 2

Um, I have a question...why would you make a list?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

As someone pointed out earlier, one benefit of a list is that it simplifies contacting your pastvparters if you develop an STD/STI. A more obvious solution would be to just cut back on the number of partners and reduce your risk altogether, but I guess that isn't so easy for the OP...

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missme2 3

who does that?!? if it's good, you remember. if it's not, why bother?

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WazUpItzRyan 0

Sooo... 4 girls. Lets hear about that...

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KANDiiKiSS3S 0

I'm guessing this is an FML bc of your embarrasment when ur dad found your list instead of being grateful he didn't call you **** but that's beside the point when u post it on fml so everyone else in the world can call u a **** great job:)

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kmarie7823 7

she obviously had to state there were men and women to get more male attention. that's so sad. I've only slept with one man in my life and I'm still with him, that's something I'm perfectly fine with cause at least I know where he's been!!! you should be disgusted with yourself. and you might wanna go to a doctor before your ****** rots off. :P

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123sploosh 0

you have got to be one of the most ridiculous, ignorant and self righteous sons of bitches on the planet. if you came on here to call people you dont know a ****, then YOU deserve to have your ****** rotted off and you SHOULD be disgusted with yourself. get a life, stop insulting people to make yourself feel better about yourself.

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kroms001_fml 0

252... sooo, if you have a list, can I be on it? pwease? fricken HOT

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

237: No, the inclusion of women is pertinent to the FML, because at the very least Dad would be expected to react to *that.* Even if he was fine with the number of male partners, female ones would typically be a shock to a parent who is in the dark about his daughter's orientation experiments/possible bisexuality. The fact that her dad wasn't surprised heightens the impact of the FML.

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evfreak_fml 0

I have gotta make one of these lists...

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XXXL87 0

op's junk is prolly ( if not already ) gonna look like the "blue waffel" YDI for being a *****.

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