By reckless - 17/07/2010 19:34 - Canada

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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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JesseJaymz 0

you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

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fisheatsbear 6

is this list like a pokedex? gotta bang em all. xD

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MeGustaComer 0

it's creepy how you keep track of everyone on a list.

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iheartGnR 1

How is this an FML. You chose to make a list of people you've opened your legs too, so don't complain when it's found. I dont understand though. If you're willing to tell everyone in the internet world all about it, along with the exact number of men AND women....why do you give a rats ass that your dad found out? He's only one person. ydi.

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lausarndon 0

Did none of you read the virgins part? Some of those 36 people are virgins, and therefor have never had sex with her. Quit jumping to cunclusions just because you love to bash people you don't know.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

They WERE virgins, past tense. They aren't anymore, because she slept with them and took their virginity. Geez.

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kroms001_fml 0

HE NOT SHE, it's a GUY... or can't anyone see the gender sign at the top of the post!?!?

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Freeze_fml 16

You mean the purple circle with a plus underneath it? That's the female symbol, dipshit.

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kroms001_fml 0

LOL and I accept the title of dipshit humbly. rotflmao FML TODAY while posting on fml...

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

The arrow looks like an erect penis. The plus sign looks like a woman with a swelled head [ego]. That's how I remember them. Plus, y'know, the whole pink/blue thing on this specific site. :} If I wasn't a feminist, I'd say those symbols display the organ each sex uses to think. But I don't believe in gender generalizations, so I'll refrain. >.<

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canter91 3

YDI for having so many sexual partners in such a short time, and being PROUD enough of yourself to make a list of them. If you still live with your dad I'm going to estimate your age at 20 or younger. How irresponsible of you. You're lucky he wasn't angry. Number of sexual partners isn't something to congratulate yourself about. Grow up, and while you're at it, you might want to get tested for STDs, even if you used protection with all 32 guys and 4 girls. You are exponentially increasing the number of people you've been exposed to (the past partners of all your partners) and therefore your risk of infection.

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fairies633 8

ew you nasty **** I hope you die! you *****! bitch ass!

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redtigerlily 5

That's kind of skanky. Nothing to be proud of.

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1peculiarchik 3

she had to write it all down so she could keep track of the guys. Her dad should quit complimenting her organisation skills and talk to her about not being such a woo-ore

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tmontoya 0

funny if this was a guy it would be high fives all around but because it's a girl she is a **** I don't see anything wrong with a woman living with the morals of man.

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kmarie7823 7

lmfao!! @ 91 :D what a nasty ****!

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