By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
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Same thing different taste

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ThomasBombadil 31

Didn't The Addams Family have a member called "It"? Start calling your father "Gomez" or better yet "Uncle Fester".

I wanted to make reference to the clown, but then I realized, I am in no way that witty... so nevermind

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Your dear neighbours in Finland always refer to people as "it"

What for? Forgetting something? I can do that with names sober. Don't have to have a problem for this situation to arise, could even be they don't drink often and thus got drunk very easily.

my dad calls me it to difference is hes isn't drunk :/

I don't know if I'm more concerned about tour dad or the name of the city

That happens to me every time you will get used to it

It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose again

My dad does this when he gets drunk to but i have to get him from the bar and drive him home he of course wants food first so i take him to seven eleven and he just points at the food while saying "ill have three of those *******"

Solution: Get twice as drunk and call him "that".

Maybe he thought you were his cousin? (Addams Family pun)