By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
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chazzlerazzle 0

Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant

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Insane_Tea 15

At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...

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Insane_Tea 15

I just now realized someone else beat me to the joke I had thought of and I apologize for my in-originality.

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cheefer 0

I think a voluntary 6 month ban from FML is appropriate. Thanks for being a **** up.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Maybe he was meant to have it right after you were conceived. Don't jump to conclusions...

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alival 12

Aaww! Maybe he was joking, I'm sure he loves you very much!

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snickerpuss 9

15years + 9 months pregnancy, if you're 15 years and 6 months old, he could've had the vasectomy after he gets your mom pregnant.

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wisese 0

No 28, you missed what 21 was trying to say. Depending on when OP's birthday is, he may have been conceived over 15 years ago. You have to consider the 9 months inside mom. For example, my birthday is next month. Had my dad had a vasectomy 23 years ago, it would have been AFTER I was conceived. I'd still be here, my brother wouldn't.

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marinus_fml 19

39, you're missing the point of the FML. OP is stating that his father wished or wanted to have a vasectomy 16 years ago, (before OP was conceived) or maybe he didn't want it at the time, but in hindsight wishes he had because op is a **** up or something. 21 is saying maybe OP father had a vasectomy after he was conceived... But the FML states otherwise...

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racquel102811 0

Why are you guys arguing over this no one cares.ijs

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docscientist 9

Yeah, I'm really sure OP's father crunched the numbers on this one...

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

Or....the mom cheated on the dad and blah blah blah... Kid was born bla blah blah....in 3-4 years they're gonna break the news to OP blah blah blah...The End

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Dust_In_My_Bum 1

I gave you a thumbs up because you are very hot. ;)

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Shut up. Everyone shut up. What if this kid is 15 years and 3 or 4 months old? Just...do the math. I wont explain it past that, you guys are smart. (HAHahahahaaa. Hah.)

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mason_sweat 0

21- I get that your trying to make it better but because of the fact that it's on FML I think we both know otherwise...also I checked out your profile, will you marry me?

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zenrael 21

Your life doesn't suck, apparently, your parents life sucks.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

You already had him beat a year before you were even born. Dang man, you're an overachiever. :D

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Ouch! Parents thinking out loud again lol

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regsworld11 2

Hmm, that's a sucky way to find out you are adopted. I'm sorry OP.

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Pufferfish78 5

Where did you get the idea OP was adopted?

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JRockk 2

i believe op is saying that dad finally had his vasectomy which he should have gotten 16 years earleir... (1 year before op was born)

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regsworld11 2

Oh my gosh, I totally read this wrong and too fast, I'm sorry! Lol(:

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