By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
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chazzlerazzle 0

Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant

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Insane_Tea 15

At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...

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Irchell 17

That's good o'll redneck parenting right there.

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sexxontheebeach 0

i dont get it xD

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BobOsso_fml 8

I don't see what the big deal is. When my kids get old enough, I'm telling both of them that they were unplanned and my daughter really was an accident. But, I wouldn't trade them in for anything in the world. They're my happy accidents.

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BellaMarta 19

15 years + approx. 9 months from conception to birth = almost 16 years. And if you were in Kansas, I'd be worried. Because I dated a David who is now 15.

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Almandine 7

Are you 15 and 3+ months? Cause I know of dads who get them during the pregnancy. And that would make it about 16 years.

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ohcrapitscurtis 8

One is pregnant for 9 months. So I think you're good

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lilitha1212 0

He said 16 because your mom got pregnant 9 months BEFORE you were born.

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mommykrissy_05 7

He might have planned to get it done 16 yrs ago but didnt do it. Honestly you should be greatful he didnt it do it back then and quit complaining!

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Epic_Times 10

Hey it's most likely a joke. My parents always tell me if they didn't have me they'd be happily retired. Would be true however they are happy to have me so I laugh about it. They also told me they found me under a mushroom when I was 2 lmao.

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