By garage - 27/01/2010 06:21 - France

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
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realggirl 0

Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.

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EMR_fml 0

I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

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lmyfife 0

Yeah, definitely FYL. Come on, that was dumb... You wouldn't see a vampire in a *mirror*, they don't have reflections!

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sexypancake 0

Edward isn't a vampire. Don't allow him to tarnish the proud vampire name by calling him one. He's a human disco-ball.

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DawnFireAngel 0

#65 A HUMAN DISCO BALL!!!! Thank you LOL I now have something to call him by. Before it was just 'the sparkly dude'

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Critter456 0

THAT'S GREAT!!! Human disco-ball!

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Patastic 0

This shows...Edward Cullen SCARES. Totally your dad's fault.

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Pearljammer001 0

Edward Cullen= McDouche

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frateh 0

if he was backing out then wouldnt the garage door be open by the time he saw edward cullen, thus allowing him to only hit edward cullen (Y) and not the door? Or in the case that his garage is big enough...shouldnt u have seen edward cullen?? lol.....

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quackquackquac 0

that's what I was thinking... I don't know about you guys, but I open the garage door before I get in the car.

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saranottelling 7

So... you technically killed Edward Cullen and your garage door? Thank you, OP. You are a true American Hero! (I know the OP isn't American but when I think of American Hero the theme music plays.)

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wallflower3 0

The OP could be American, when you don't post your location it automatically sets it to Ile-de-France, which is where FML originated.

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mps1969 8

Wow I've always wondering why so many people post from there now I know why Thank You for that tidbit of info .

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wallflower3 0

That's right! Well, I knew it was in France.

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saranottelling 7

I know that was the default but knew the OP could be from outside the U.S. (I didn't see any grammar that related to the U.S. or outside the U.S. like neighbor or neighbour.) so I just assumed, and I knew if I said he was from the U.S. there would be one person saying, "The OP's is from france, stoopid!!!!11"

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zac2012 0

FAKE! you can't have the car magically back out then hit the gas and it change to drive

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containsnosoy 0

Which pedal do you hit to move when you're in reverse? The gas pedal. ;)

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schalk 12

Some people might want to read the post again - "as i backed it out", "saw him through the mirror" (you know, reverse). What doesn't make sense is how this person backs out before the garage door is open all the way, like #9 wrote.

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Critter456 0

Thank you 27! you'd think if ppl are on the Internet they can at least read!

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