Miscellaneous: Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout...

By garage - 27/01/2010 06:21 - France

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Stalking

By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00

Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML

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Dad, stop driving my car

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas

Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML

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New phone, who dis?

By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I was in a store parking lot when I got a text from an unknown number saying, "I see you, I know what you did last summer, you wicked little shit." I freaked out and looked around in a panic. It turns out that it was my "hilarious" dad testing his new phone from across the parking lot. FML

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realggirl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:13

Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.

EMR_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:41

I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.

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Sekococo 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 15:29

sweetie this belong in mylifeistwilight.com ( i dunno how to spell) but sucks for you about the whoel thing which i dnt understand nor care to.

CYNNER 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 15:51

Ha ha. as i you wouldn't be able to tell that it wasn't 3d and wasn't moving. YDI

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 15:59

@#34, You can buy cutouts online or at some stores, probably like FYE. Not that hard.

hasty_D 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:12

He's a pornstar

ManUpFucker 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:08

Then, does that mean he isn't watching Twilight he is watching Night of the Stalking Glittery Penis?

ManUpFucker 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:10

I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. Here is how i see it. He back out, closes the garage door, "half a garage door" would imply he was at an angle, so he was going to turn. He puts it in forward to turn around, sees edward, freaks out and hits the door.

CamoChick13 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:13

i love twilight an i would def not freak out i would jump out an have a brain an REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN ISNT REAL!!!!!YDI FYL!

containsnosoy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 21:41

Woaah. I hope by "have a brain" you mean that you would see the Edward Cullen figure, jump out of your car, turn into a zombie, and eat a brain... because that would be awesome.

CamoChick13 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:15

this seems fake to me...and #38 yur an idiot!

MoonlitTearofJoy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:16

YOU, OP, are my hero.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:34

You have my gratitude for destroying yet another Twilight piece of junk. Also, it's your dad's problem, not yours. It was his stupid prank that backfired, not you.