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By tiredofbullshit - 08/01/2016 06:06 - United States - Littleton

Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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By DevilsTemptation - 29/08/2019 02:01 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, my dad got extremely drunk, so I took away his car keys and left on foot. When I came back, I saw that he had broken down my door. Now my dad is mad at me for not giving him the keys when he was drunk, and I'm door-less. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2023 00:02

Today, my dad tried to confiscate my car keys because he doesn’t like how late I stay out on the weekends. I’m 26, have owned my own home since I was 24, and also how the fuck does he know what time I get home? My own dad is stalking me. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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jttorkildson 21

Friday 8 January 2016 12:48

You should reason with him. That sounds quite a bit more dangerous than driving in the snow.

nash1991 20

Friday 8 January 2016 12:50

Make him walk 10 miles in the snow and cold one day and see how he likes it.

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skye_tbfh 18

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:29

I live in New England and it's nowhere near snowing.

Ienvyp 11

Saturday 9 January 2016 23:18

Why would he do that...

bapbap_fml 15

Sunday 10 January 2016 4:49

If it's your car, he can't do that. Explain that since you paid for it and pay for the insurance and gas so he has no right. Unless it's not actually your car, in which case you just have to suck it up and do without the car or buy your own.

JSmitty_34 14

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:06

What New England snow? It's dry as a bone here

luk32 9

Sunday 10 January 2016 16:37

FMLs can be old stories. I saw some with OP's replies saying "It was a few years ago."

butterrain101 3

Sunday 10 January 2016 14:55

It doesn't snow in the part of England I'm in

CoolCookie210 22

Sunday 10 January 2016 22:39

...except it hasn't been snowing literally at all in New England

Star_Gazer_x 16

Monday 11 January 2016 9:31

All the comments saying "reason with him" are well and good, but if my dad took my car keys I wouldn't be "reasonable" about anything. Theft is theft no matter what the reason is...