By dad - 29/06/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
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treli1593 0

WHY would she even say that around you?!

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DncrHap 9

Something to keep in mind: Not all girls who take birth control are having sex. Even girls who have boyfriends and are taking BC aren't necessarily having sex. However, it's also really important for girls to take their birth control /every day/ at a specific time, otherwise it really messes up her body. For all anyone knows, she suddenly realized she hadn't taken it that day, and panicked. ... or maybe she's having sex with her boyfriend.

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ImAKlutz15 0

I moderated this one haha

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fyourlife33 0

Would you have rather her said I'm pregnant?

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sarcrl 0

Don't many women take birth control pills to regulate their menstrual cycle? If she's saying it out loud like that, it's certainly possible that's what is going on.

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StoneColdNigga 0

Put that bitch in line nigga!

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dyld921 2

At least it's better than her actually being pregnant. So, did they ****?

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lolzforfun228 3

So shes having fun. Why, do you not like you daughter enjoying herself?

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quadracer111 0

Don't worry about it. I made sure I wore a condom :D

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frickity 0

My father doesn't know that I take birth control and I doubt he'd be happy about it either. Just like I wasn't happy when my brother told me that my dad takes anti-depressants. It just really sucks to find out that someone you love isn't exactly what you thought they were.

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BAMFCoupleBandC 0

I would argue that hearing "oops forgot to take the pill" would be much better than hearing your daughter say "Hey dad! Blue means pregnant right?!"

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ihateslife 0

I've got to take the teenage girl standpoint on this one and say at least she's taking birth control. Better safe than pregnant. Sorry about that, though. On the other hand there is the tiniest possibility that she's using the pill to regulate her period or avoid cramps and she just picked the wrong time to announce she forgot a pill (it sucks to forget a pill). Just saying, there is always that maybe :D

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