By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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Kiki242 19

Just be thankful that it isn't cancer. Perhaps you can get it surgically removed.

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LoveMay 10

Yes you can. I used to have one also under my armpit and I had go get a surgery to remove it. But they didn't take it out completely so there is still some parts in there but it doesn't show.

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killmeslowly5 5

Or just rub it until it makes it's way to your boobs ha jk I'd say surgery is best.

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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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StrangeDuckling 9

Lol, I see what you did there... "TOTAL RECALL"!!!! Arnold pwns!!

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JayBear14 11

My bf and I got our friend a three breasted alien blowup doll for graduation and he loved it, so plenty of guys can get into that stuff ;)

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NashyzzleTheN 10

That's a really interesting place for a boob

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LoveMay 10

It is when it's about having an extra boob.

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ShyAnn29 14

It is only pea sized, if it were any bigger it would be a bad thing, but I doubt it's very noticeable to others.

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Psych101 9

Although if OP has three of them, I don't think she would want all three of them to get bigger. Might be kinda weird if she had a big third breast that everyone would notice.

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Steffi 26

Big boobs sag more, and earlier, give you back pain, make sports harder, and more uncomfortable, not to mention you can go without a bra less. I wouldn't wish for bigger boobs if I were you.

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Mauskau 35

Very true. I'm only 16 and my right boob already tries to sag because it's a 34DD. My left boob is a 34C-D depending on the bra. I wear supportive bras and wear a bra all day until I go to bed. I can't wear baggy clothes without looking fat and I can't go braless in a dress. I hate it.

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annie_nk 22

Maybe if OP is an A cup, wishing for bigger boobs is totally normal.

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XxQueenofPuppets 10

As a 34DD I HATE the feeling of going bra-less =/

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ShyAnn29 14

I'm a 38DD, I hate the feeling of going braless also!

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peachyFML 17

When did everyone suddenly get the same size breasts as me? Half the time I have to special order bras!

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MonsterCommenter 4

Your growing a third boob. Everybody loves boobies.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Or third ones for that matter.

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perdix 29

The easiest way to get more **** is to go lesbian. Of course, you will only be borrowing the extra ****, not actually owning them, but that's much cheaper than a boob job.

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