By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
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DrDilllonReese 12

37- just go to a corner and think about what you said.

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MagicallyFat 12

What a jerk off. If its on your hand and it hurt that bad imagine how much it hurts around te poor pups neck. If its an absolute must to have can't you just set the shock lower so it won't hurt as bad.

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stormchaser24 24

I have been shocked by one of those when I was 12. It was not that bad. I was carrying it too. It was on a 175 lb Pitbull.

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alliewillie 22

Pitbulls are supposed to weigh between 35 and 60. 175 is larger than most great danes.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Therein lies the novelty apparently

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mrssuarez2011 12

Yeah can't say I've seen 175 lb pit. My hubs was close to 80 and huge, maybe it was a typo, or bs.

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bitchslapped22 14

What an odd metaphor at the end

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bitchslapped22 14

Similes are metaphors

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saIty 17

Yes, similes are metaphors. However, OP uses the word like, which should lead you to say simile. Not metaphor.

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bitchslapped22 14

Exactly, a simile is simply a metaphor using like or as, meaning I can say metaphor if I want to.

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flockz 19

and the land full of mini tacos is my happy place.

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saIty 17

No, you can't. Just Google it, before I bitchslap22 you.

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margie2194 12

Similies are not metaphors. Please go back to grade 7 English class.

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saIty 17

50- I guess your grade 7 English teacher didn't teach you that similes are types of metaphors.

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bitchslapped22 14

I'm very sorry salty that I said metaphor instead of simile. I just thought "odd simile to say" sounded a little weird, to be honest.

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bizarre_ftw 21

What an odd thread at one mix up (ah well, not uncommon in here, however this is on the slightly stranger side)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Hey look ^ a metaphor :)

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bossroyd 4

As if we know what a chihuahua sounds like when it's being run over by a bulldozer...

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bizarre_ftw 21

Stewie and Brian teamed up to screw the world? What bizarre backstory is this?! -_^ @~@

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nativepimp 1

Well most dogs only get zapped once or twice before they learn. And it's only for a second I'm thinking this guy held onto it for awhile getting shocked

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irateyou 9

Why would it magically only shock the dog for a second, but shock the person "for a while"? He needs to turn the setting down or leave it off all together.

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vindicatedkay 0

In reality, dog fences don't hurt when the collars shock you. I'm calling bs.

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missshaunamae 0

maybe now you might consider a more humane way of keeping your animals under control. you Deff deserved that

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FYLDeep 25

Even though most of the times when I pick those shock collars up I'm nowhere near the fence, I still NEVER hold onto them by the electrodes. That's just asking for trouble.

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Iloveyoualexis 7

Teaches how that dog feels every time he tried to cross the fence asshole.

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ladycamo 0

dogs are supposed to be smart, and if the dog continues to try to go over/ past the fence after seeing what happens, then the dog deserves it

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ladycamo 0

dogs are supposed to be smart, and if the dog continues to try to go over/ past the fence after seeing what happens, then the dog deserves it

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