Animals: Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:07

37- just go to a corner and think about what you said.

MagicallyFat 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:25

What a jerk off. If its on your hand and it hurt that bad imagine how much it hurts around te poor pups neck. If its an absolute must to have can't you just set the shock lower so it won't hurt as bad.

Comments

la011 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:40

BLOND MOMENT and why would u compair it to a chiwawa!!!???

dethbunny 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:06

You suck at spelling 31

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:22

GRAMMAR NAZI MOMENT *chihuahua (^_^ I screwed that word up a couple times before its spelling stuck in my head, I don't care if I am being a grammar nazi, I'm going to take pride in knowing how to spell it!!)

brownbear16 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:42

xD makes me feel better for walking into a pole

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:26

My friend once walked into a large blue wall while informing me that I tend to be oblivious. Yeah, pole, not so bad. (see people! Don't regret your dumb off your ass moments! There will always be someone out there that is more life challenged than you! ^_^)

lionlvr 9

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:56

Now you know how the dog feels. YDI for being a heartless jerk.

dwhite312 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:56

Buy your dog a tie-out instead of trying to use pain/displeasure as a means of keeping it in. After a while, the dog grows resistant (or just stops giving a shi..) to the shock anyway.

GippyWilliams 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:56

revenge

GippyWilliams 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:58

Your dogs were showing you how they feel. Treat others like how you would want to be treated...

Panic_Moon 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:24

I believe that applies to humans.

MsMeiriona 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:58

Wimp. I've been shocked by one of those collars tons of times. It's set for a golden retriever, so it isn't any baby shock, but the worst that I've ever done is drop it.