By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
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naxeeb 33

I don't know why he found the need to tell you that. My condolences OP :(

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abcdog123 16

Atleast you know your mom really wanted to have you. Some people are complete accidents in both sides :p

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PhDInLife 8

This happens way more often than you want to know (men lie about being sterile, women lie about b.c.). Just remember, the best things in life aren't planned!!

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Barriaultcory 16

Kick him in the nuts and tell him he will no longer need to worry about them working

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perdix 29

She probably lied that he was the father, too.

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HortonThelephant 15

And the asshole of a lifetime achievement goes to:

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limitedition 25

I'm wondering how that came up in conversation but don't stress OP, many of us were unplanned surprises.

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olpally 32

Parents are so thoughtless and stupid these days. Why can't they be honest from the get go? FYL op.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Well and the flip side is that there is no rule that there has to be full disclosure on something like that. On being adopted, yes; on being an accident or the result of a lie, why? Parents should act like parents, not cannot-lie-let-me-your-bff peer wannabes to their children.

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olpally 32

You make very valid points again miss^^ well put.

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assassinbanana0 20

Your grammar is no fun

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badgirl00069 19

ouch that's harsh oh well who cares why ur here ur here do great things never let what people say about u bring u down only ur opinion matters ;)

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