Miscellaneous: Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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I guess that's a "NO!" then?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML

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Cancelled

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

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zee209 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:12

Well, it is kind of rude to interrupt the movie for other people. I know I would get made if the movie I pair for suddenly stopped in the middle so some guy I don't know could propose.

wake_junkie 0

Monday 11 May 2009 12:19

Who would even think of interrupting a movie to propose? Dumbest idea ever. Plus getting down on one knee in a movie theater? Ewwwwwwww. Those floors are nasty.

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FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:21

I hope u said HELL NO! No way ild accept A proposal in a MOVIE TEATHERS!!!!!! Totally unromantic....in church or at a Yankees game ill accept it.....lol..... But if u were stupid enuff 2 say yes den Congrats =)....jus dnt decide 2 interupt A movie to get pregnant or give birth....ppl might throw more than coke at that lmao

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 7:26

Yea I meant THEATERS lmao and it wuldnt let me edit it......

poopooface 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:10

Um.... good for you but I mean... people paid good money to watch a movie, not watch someone CONFESS THEIR NEVERENDING LOVE to someone they don't really give two ***** about. TURN THE MOVIE BACK ON DAMMIT. I would've PROCEEDED to throw popcorn too. YDI for having an unimaginative fiance :(

bitca 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 11:07

Dude, I would have applauded the guy who threw the drink. Even if he had the wrong target. I would not want to endure a proposal when I was trying to enjoy myself at a film. Why would a bunch of strangers want to see your 'special moment'? I'm of the belief that proposals of any sort of value are held in private. Stage settings are so unnecessary and really puts the person answering on the spot.

DoctorManhattan 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 11:30

Yeah, let's all of us interrupt performances for banal crap that nobody else gives a shit about because hey -- they deserve their romantic moment. What was that? Oh, you guys came here to see Radiohead? Well, eff that, man, I just convinced them to stop for a while 'cause I've got a proposal to make! Yeah, yeah, you paid to come here and experience this the way you wanted to, BOO HOO. Guess you didn't get the memo that the WHOLE DAMN WORLD revolves around ME and MY needs.

xrescuedx 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 13:41

YDI. people didn't pay to watch some cheesy proposal. I would've done the same thing. You're even lucky that it was just a coke.

Paynegwynn 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:10

All of the people here need to shut up. She didn't make the decision to be proposed to in a theater.

ch_kisama 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 14:36

YDI cause 1) people didn't pay ridiculous amounts of money to see a movie get interrupted regardless of the reason and 2) a movie theater is a shitty place to get proposed to anyway so he obviously couldn't think of anything better

starry_eyed4 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 15:54

Totally agree with #s 9, 11, 13, and 14. I'm ******* appalled at the rudeness here. Why can't people these days be happy for one another, even if they are strangers? I think it would be great to witness a proposal. So what if the movie I'm watching is stopped? It's not the end of the world. THE ******* MOVIE WILL START AGAIN, IDIOTS. You guys are SO selfish and bitchy.