Transportation: Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus....

By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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You deserved it 69 630

By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 141

You deserved it 2 967

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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You deserved it 5 717

By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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You deserved it 3 785

By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:18

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a car seat will crush your tibia.

lindsaysue 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:20

A gentleman wouldn't have made her ride in the back seat.

Comments

saywhaaat_01 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:46

smoooooth

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:57

That was poetic destruction. In addition, your user name is brilliant.

Master_Of_Sand 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:02

FAKE!!!! You're from Africa.

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:05

You guys are such tools.

LittleMissShani 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:08

Haaa, nice one OP :)

OceanMinded 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:45

What is wrong with you all? This is lame... L.A.M.E... LAME..... Did i miss something? Were there maybe hugh razor sharp spikes sticking out of the back of your seat? Or maybe the back of the seat was on fire... **Its a seat inside of a car... Therefore it has PADDING!!! OK no wait i got it! Your friend drives a jet car? Yup, that has to be it!! So from a dead stop it reaches mach 3,067 in the blink of a eye. Ok, now thats a fml.. So when your homeboy took off, the force of your seat completely destroyed her legs sending hugh chuncks or razor sharp bone into the rest of her body which instantly led to the most painful death ever in history.. Dam your right dude FYL, (and hers). Or rather **** her past life!!

MissGrinch 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 20:27

Please read #57's comment.

moonlight_daze 8

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:49

YDI for living in South Africa. Seriously, who lives there?

fadingaway 17

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:06

Me.

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:18

It was an accident, if she is a decent person she will understand that. I assume you apologiesd. Accidents like this don't stop someone liking you... unless they are a horrible person.